Where In The World Is Mat Selamat??!!!
 Before the story begins ... it's very important that you get this part before you read the rest of the story ... if not later you won't understand the joke ! In our beautiful country we got many races living under one roof .... we got malays, indians and chinese! .... Let me tell you how we call our malay comrades. If his name is Mat Shah then we will call him Shah or if his name is Abdul Rahim then we will call him Rahim .... got it? One day (right after the Mat Selamat escape from Singapore jail incident) 3 Ahbengs (Linpeh, Cocka and Ahdale) were having drinks session at their favourite joint ... The "SETARBAK KOPI"!!! they are talking about Mat Selamat case.... the conversation goes :- Ahdale: Eh .. u got heard about Mat Selamat run away from jail in Singapore ready? Cocka: I got! I got! I stayed at johor and of cause i know! I got read in the internet also.. that fellow run to batam indonesia ready! I think they cannot catch him la! They put his pictures everywhere.... like that also he can run... smart that Mat Selamat! Linpah: Not only that! they make mugshots of his pictures and they included all his possible disguise also.... I show you picture and you see for yourself!  Cocka: Wuahhh ... got one disguise look like Phuah chu kang wan leh! Ahdale: I think he is more Phuah Chu Kang than Phuah Chu Kang himself leh! Cocka: Eh ... u think this fellew already arrived at Indonesia already by now? Linpeh: Go Jakarta for what la??!!! Cocka: If not Jakarta then go where? Linpeh: Go Malaysia la! Ahdale: Go Malaysia for what? Linpeh: Because we invite him to come!!! Ahdale: Where got invite him to come?! who invite him to come??! Linpeh: I dunno who la ... but there is a big big sign board at the Johor immigration department there invite him to come to Malaysia ! Cocka: dun lie la! The sign board say what?!! Linpeh: They signboard says... "SELAMAT, DATANG KE MALAYSIA"  |
posted by Francis Xavier at 1:59 PM
